|Gora, Goblin Rogue by Who Drew This|
of many. Planned a dedication party large
The whole of Sandpoint came, with many from
Afar to celebrate the great cathedral built.
As sunlight brushed the buildings, goblins came.
They over ran the town. They lit some fires.
And rampaged, laughing, dying under blades.
They ended ceremonies 'fore they start.
One lit the fuel for Tower flame to give
The other goblin's torches, free of charge.
A second stuffed itself on fish. This e'en
Though he was ringed by ready heroes eager.
When attacked, fought back with is at hand -
- - A fish? And what could salmon do?
It pricked the pride of a paragon of faith,
Who quickly killed the small offending thing.
Then moved he onto bigger
- - fish?
- - No, those
small goblins. One of which did ride a dog.
- - a goblin dog, and carried that
great knife, a dog slicer, which many do.
This nameless junk minder had trapped a man
named Foxglove Tight midst heaps of useless junk.
To this did come those three great heroes named:
Aramis de Leon, a Paladin
Then Baena Inic, Monk of Eastern Ways;
Last Swift Flight, Bard and student always, still.
They all sent goblins running fast to death.
They leaped from buildings over walls to die
And none did stay to question, given choice
And garbage searchers managed intel by
Just talking to the fleeing bodies quick.
A longshanks -
- - Long shanks?
- - Human, tall one sent
Us into town to burn and kill
- - But why?
Like we know?
- - Come. You will tell us.
- - No! Don't!
They cannot tell what they do not know.
You see? They do know.
- - Not all, but yes some.
And what is it that you do know?
- - Just this!
That he was looking through the graves in town.
- - O, behind temple newly built.
And who did this dark villain seek?
- - Don't know!
Now tell us else we will be quick to pry
Such intel through your pain and suffering!
This goblin does not know! Does not!
- - Now Rey,
It is quite possible that this poor mite
Does not know which man's grave the "longshanks" sought.
Suppose he does.
- - Or not. There are some clean
And easy ways to find the name he sought.
Oh bah! Then get on with you filthy junk
And garbage delver.
- - Now, to graveyard go
To find an open wound of dirt, a name.